The Trouble With Smokescreens

Some of the team have spent good money on Smokescreen wives, girlfriends, boyfriends and even children, in order to maintain the valuable illusion that they are desireable and competant in the ways of both emotional and physical love.

But if you can't afford the extra fee's, like those for respect at home and intercourse, it isn't always plain sailing.

excuse the french words used in these lulz-packed discussions